May your stuffing be tasty.  

May your turkey plump, 

May your potatoes and gravy

Have nary a lump.  

May your yams be delicious

And your pies take the prize, 

And may your Thanksgiving dinner 

Stay off your thighs!

Juuuuust in case, elastic waistbands may come in handy.  Also, to give myself a little more wiggle jiggle room I'll be running the 5 mile Turkey Trot tomorrow.  :-)  Hope ya'll have a Happy Thanksgiving with those you love.