When I first started dating J, he always associated people with songs.  So he automatically assigned 'Dirty Diana' to me.  Weirdo I tell ya.  I still don't think I've ever listened to the whole song.  Fast forward to this morning.  I walked into the office and caught up with THE guy in the office.  Afterwards he took one look at my booties and said, "Nice boots.  They look like the boots Michael Jackson wore in the 'Bad' video."